Malayur News: April Fool

Friday, 2 April 2010

April Fool

The third April Fools’ Day hoax is the report that the Deputy Prime Minister, Muhyiddin Yassin, declared he is Malay first and Malaysian second. It is believed that this is the first move in many to open the way for Muhyiddin to challenge Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak for the Presidency of Umno.

NO HOLDS BARRED

Raja Petra Kamarudin

Today, 1st April 2010, is April Fools’ Day. And in the light-hearted spirit of April Fools’ Day, many jokes and hoaxes were played on Malaysians.

The first April Fools’ Day hoax was the reported sightings of Raja Petra Kamarudin all over London. Many photographs were sent in to support the allegation of RPK sightings and Malaysia Today has published below just some of those many photographs the readers sent in.

This hoax is probably in response to the Malaysian government’s report yesterday about how Raja Petra a.k.a. RPK escaped to Thailand and then to London through Langkawi. It was reported that RPK spent one month in Phuket, most of the time on Bangla Road, home of Thailand’s ‘lady boys’. Why RPK needed to spend one month in the land of the ‘lady boys’ is certainly open to speculation unless he….hmmmm…..let’s say no more about this matter…..

The Honorary Royal Thai Consul in Langkawi, Datuk Shazryl Eskay Abdullah, swore in the name of Allah that he never issued RPK any travel papers to enable him to leave Malaysia and enter Thailand. However, it is not known whether this oath can be considered legitimate since it was never sworn over the Quran in the Kuala Lumpur Mosque, the same mosque where Saiful swore that Anwar Ibrahim had buggered him.

The second April Fools’ Day hoax involved Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno. A joke report and probably an April Fools’ Day hoax was carried by the mainstream newspaper that said Kartika had been pardoned by the Sultan of Pahang and would no longer need to suffer the punishment of caning for drinking beer.

Muslim fundamentalists argue that the punishment of caning for the crime of drinking is God’s law and only God or those above God can change these laws. It is not known, therefore, whether this would mean, if the Sultan of Pahang did ‘change the law’ as reported, that he considers himself above God, or that the report about Kartika being exempted from the caning punishment is an April Fools’ Day hoax after all.

As part of this campaign, Muhyiddin’s supporters are currently going round the country and are telling the Umno grassroots that Najib is not real Malay but is in fact Bugis. Najib’s supporters are retaliating by saying that Muhyiddin is also not Malay but Javanese. This would make Ibrahim Ali the only true Malay and therefore the most likely candidate for the next Prime Minister of Malaysia.

This would probably be next year’s April Fools’ Day joke that the government plays on Malaysians -- Ibrahim Ali becoming the next Prime Minister of Malaysia. In fact, the government has been playing April Fools’ Day jokes on Malaysians since 1957. Since Merdeka in 1957, Malaysia has never had a true-blue Malay as Prime Minister. It has either been Thai, Turkish, Bugis or Indian, but never Malay. The only real Malay Prime Minister that Malaysia ALMOST had was Ghafar Baba, but he only managed to become the Deputy Prime Minister and never quite made Prime Minister.

Well, we have about six hours more to go before 1st April ends so stay tuned for more April Fools’ Day jokes and hoaxes from the Malaysian government before the day ends.

REPORTED SIGHTINGS OF RPK ALL OVER LONDON

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written by NSTPravda, April 02, 2010 03:30:43

MyUrine Yoursin, declared he is Malay first and Malaysian second. That's a surprise! We always thought MyUrine looks a bit yellowish and Chinese; or a figment of APCO's Jewish conspiratorial imagination. Next thing some mamak will think he was a real "Malay" prime minister by uttering ultra racist remarks against pendatangs. But then what do we expect of UMNO but Al-UMNOdollarlah!
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written by Semuaok, April 02, 2010 01:38:34

RPK the more you run the better you look.

On the last picture are you with Neo (Matrix). They travel using the phone booth. I heard the phone booth doesn't work in Malaysia because the tali(pon) is no longer needed due to that Indian boy.

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written by betasigma, April 02, 2010 01:00:01

malaysia doesn't need the april fool,becos we hav abundance of them from the corrupted to core regime of the day..umno be end....

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written by mob1900, April 02, 2010 00:41:07

One more location, the Moon! smilies/grin.gif

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written by malgal, April 02, 2010 00:01:50

yup, rpk must be in shah alam. same mischievous twinkle, beret and yellow shirt spotted there.
but yesterday someone said he saw rpk in phuket. or was it a poster?

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written by AlwaysFair, April 01, 2010 22:44:28

"""This would make Ibrahim Ali the only true Malay and therefore the most likely candidate for the next Prime Minister of Malaysia.""""

Ayoh!yo! Please dear God, don't ever let this happen, or I die die also have to migrate because he may think he is a malay warrior but he is everyone's nightmare come true!!

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written by storm62, April 01, 2010 22:44:28

Najis : OMG, MT readers says that my cabinet are full of FOOLs. Rosie, get your C4 and blast them all to hell! If not Pakatan will be taking over soon. Hurry, hurry you fat ass !!!

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written by AlwaysFair, April 01, 2010 22:34:36

Dear Pete, Happy April Fooling same time as you are (or your photo is )globe-trotting.
Wherever Pete is so long he is in Allah's hands he is safe and sound and able to April Fool his and our enemies all year round!!!
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written by Admiral Tojo, April 01, 2010 22:20:06

Every day is FOOLS day in the Malaysian Cabinet. No need to wait for April.

Shalom

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written by qinwen, April 01, 2010 21:51:30

Uncle Pet, when could we have another teh tarik at mamak stall after yesterday?!!??? hahahahah happy april fool!!

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written by Better My, April 01, 2010 21:03:25

Where is Wally Raja Petra?

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written by Angela Ooi, April 01, 2010 21:00:00

In Malaysia we do not have to wait for April to have Fools. Our political scene is awash with dUMNputra Fools braying their nonsense with the hope that repeated often enough, becomes believeable...aiyoh, such FOOLS lah.

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written by storm62, April 01, 2010 20:56:57

Breaking news : RPK will be at the F1 Circuit this weekend !!! and he'll be dancing with Lionel Ritchie.

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written by ibabonma, April 01, 2010 20:14:30

1 April .... Mahathir drop dead! Demise of old age.

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written by flyer168, April 01, 2010 19:46:08

Pet,

With PM & DPM....Just Who has got Who by the "Orbs/Juglars"....

Only Time will tell....

Yes, it will open the "Pandora's Box....AGAIN"....

Another "Jaguh Kampung Showtime" again!

They are all in complete STUPOR with Power, Greed & $$$

As for us Rayaat....

Think Mahatma Gandhi:

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then" you win".

Great collection of photos....

Now you see, Now you Don't....

So we shall wait for the return of the Pink panther....lol

Cheers.

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written by langdale, April 01, 2010 19:23:59

"Friends, Malays, umnoputra, lend me your ears; Muhyiddin come to bury Najib not to
praise him.

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written by Voter get Voters 1, April 01, 2010 18:28:40

Ho Ho Ho..I jus LOVE the last photo of Pete behind d bar...the famous red telephone booth with plenty of porn calling photo cards. Looks like he is behind "bars"...Hope he enjoy a pint or two in the English pub and have a game of pool.

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